fromastudio ([personal profile] fromastudio) wrote in [community profile] almondinflower2006-04-13 06:06 pm

Hisoka on Hisoka: twenty statements [Hunter x Hunter, G]

So, when I said I'd never write another [livejournal.com profile] 20_facts meme? I blatantly lied.

Hisoka on Hisoka: twenty statements
Disclaimer: HisoHiso and his various pyschoses belong to Togashi.
Notes: What troubles this the most about this piece, is that it is not a fic. Nor is it, strictly speaking, a collection of 20 random facts. It's just poking at character brains again, which is what I find myself doing every time I cross paths with HxH, sadly.




1. Hisoka answers only to Hisoka.

2. Boredom is annoying. When there’s no entertainment to be found where Hisoka is, he finds himself compelled to create some.

Keep Hisoka amused and he will keep you alive; but, his attention span is short.

3. We are liars and unstable. What’s treasured today will be discarded as trash, tomorrow.

4. Chewing gum is his favourite sweet. He likes the way it gradually loses flavour. Just like people.

5. Hisoka favours an extensible, distensible, deceitful type of gum. He says his nen is the perfect reflection of his being. Do you agree?

6. Daily training with nen is a game. A little boy’s game. Hisoka doesn’t like to exercise self-discipline if he can help it.

7. This is how he would describe delayed gratification: ripe fruit is sweeter than green, and lacks the sour aftertaste of incomplete pleasure.

8. He’s still tempted, upon seeing the first signs of darkening colour on a peach.

9. Hisoka doesn’t lie to himself.

10. He does not strive for inconsistency. This is what makes his personality so unpredictable.

11. His favourite card? The Joker, naturally.

12. Kuroro is the Ace of Spades. Illumi has always reminded Hisoka of the Queen of Hearts, for reasons he deems unnecessary to broach.

13. Winning at poker is not quite as important as enjoying oneself. However, being the loser is rarely funny, in the types of game Hisoka plays.

14. Hisoka doesn’t gamble; he cheats.

15. He doesn’t recall the past. If he thought very hard, he might be able to remember the first time he killed.

... it was pleasant.

16. Sex, killing, sex: does it matter if there is a difference? It’s been a long time since the killing first gained ascendancy.

17. To kill for mercy is to miss the point of killing. If the day comes when Hisoka is compelled to cast a King of Diamonds through Machi’s pale, pretty neck, it will be nothing but pure pleasure.

18. It would be amusing if he were to be killed by Kuroro, but he doesn’t think he will be. A true magician, ladies and gentlemen, never runs out of tricks.

19. He can’t remember where he got the costume from, but it colour-coordinates easily, and he sees no reason to change it. Besides, it’s good for grabbing attention. Hisoka likes being stared at by people.

He’s a vain creature, but everyone knows that.

20. From the dyed tips of his overgelled hair to the soles of his floppy shoes, Hisoka realizes and understands that he’s the strongest. Would you call this arrogance?

[identity profile] tokkitsu.livejournal.com 2006-04-13 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
And trust me, I at least am happy that you have blatantly lied on such a matter. 8DDD

#8, 12, 15, 20
"Perhaps you could call this arrogant."

Just... asd;jlfljk aaaaaah. ♥

[identity profile] tokkitsu.livejournal.com 2006-04-13 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Bah, morals. If manga didn't screw at least that up, what would be the fun of it? 8DDD; Really, how else would we love such an arrogant ass as Atobe? xD

I mean, the interesting thing about Hisoka is how he goes about having fun? Therein lies most all his quirks. It's not even normal kill, kill, kill, it's "fresh fruit" and gum and all his parlor tricks.

[identity profile] yukitsu.livejournal.com 2006-04-13 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
♥! O_O
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[personal profile] qem_chibati 2006-04-13 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
I have this vague recollection of reading a Kurapica one, but the usual suspects have found me nothing. v.v;

I loved this line:
4. Chewing gum is his favourite sweet. He likes the way it gradually loses flavour. Just like people.

Very Hisoka.

The cards that people remind him of, were amusing. =D
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[personal profile] qem_chibati 2006-04-13 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
@.@: If I find it I'll send you a link to it.

With cards; I know that there are a few good books around, that touch on deeper meanings, fortune telling aspect, etc, maybe have a look in the library?

@.@; The only thing I can recall in specific of the top of my head is the solitaire mystery. Which is a pretty interesting story that involves cards, to be sure, though not perhaps so good for the details. *g*

[identity profile] ni-kun.livejournal.com 2006-04-13 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
♥ ♥ ♥ Everything is plain wonderful. Especially #12 and #17 (I love me some Hisoka/Machi, yessir). ^^

[identity profile] ni-kun.livejournal.com 2006-04-13 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally don't deserve you, do you know that?
XD Why?

Hisoka/Machi is the love. Although, how does one write Hisoka/anyone?
I dunno, I haven't tried yet. XD

[identity profile] lilacfield.livejournal.com 2006-04-13 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No. 11 could be elaborated on, but it's fine the way it is.

Love #20. (It sounds familiar, or maybe it's only because I'm too much into TeniPuri?)
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[personal profile] branchandroot 2006-04-13 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts...

Okay, stopping right now, because otherwise I'm going to cast Gon as the Jack of Hearts, and that's just odd.

This is lovely. You're right that it isn't quite fic, but it does have Hisoka's voice in every line.

And I now have a strange urge to compare Hisoka and Akutsu--Hisoka as something Akutsu might have become, Akutsu as a larval Hisoka. The whole constellation of boredom and violence and seeking people who are strong enough...

... and also possibly exploring why anime artists give the psycho violent ones weird, stand-up hair all the time.

Or maybe I just need more coffee. ^_^
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[personal profile] branchandroot 2006-04-13 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
*thoughtful* Yes. He wouldn't really introspect, if only because he has such incredibly incisive /perception/ of things--himself included. It seems like he knows himself perfectly, and doesn't want to change a thing. So having him pondering just doesn't work, because one only ponders things that one doesn't entirely understand.

There's probably some interesting things to be done with the stage magician aspect, though. I could completely see that being something that engages Hisoka intellectually, the interest of manipulating perceptions while seeing perfectly himself.

*eyes Niou muse* No, you may not go have tea with him.
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[personal profile] branchandroot 2006-04-13 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not at all sure.

*regards muses warily* In any case, Niou seems to have invited Hisoka to the weekly poker game in Musespace, instead. What will happen when Hisoka and Hatter get into a cheating contest, I hesitate to imagine.
ext_1502: (oro is evil (by riko))

[identity profile] sub-divided.livejournal.com 2006-04-13 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Best Hisoka not!fic ever.

When there’s no entertainment to be found where Hisoka is, he finds himself compelled to create some.

I love this line, it combines just going with things ("finds himself compelled") with taking matters into your own hands ("create some") with hilarious understatement. ♥

Hisoka doesn’t like to exercise self-discipline if he can help it.

Also, this line, because Hisoka is disciplined in his own way...which leads into the next line about delayed gratification, which is also ♥.

Hisoka doesn’t gamble; he cheats.

So simple but it says so much.

It would be amusing if he were to be killed by Kuroro, but he doesn’t think he will.

That should be "doesn't think he will be."

I also love how many in-series quotes you worked into this.




[identity profile] sushinase.livejournal.com 2006-04-14 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
it really sounds like hisoka it's kind of freaky to think that you manage to think like a maniac :p

awesome, simply awesome, and while, yes, it isn't fic, these are sentences that, if they were put into fiction, i would quote, highlight, put in italic bold and love, love, love. ♥

[identity profile] sushinase.livejournal.com 2006-04-15 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
hehe well, if he was hard to write, then it means that you at least don't think like a mad man *all* the time :P

but yeah, again, awesome!

[identity profile] alchemy-hisoka.livejournal.com 2006-04-14 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I remember seeing some of these done in the Kyou Kara Maou fandom; glad someone decided to do something Hunter x Hunter-related. ^^

10. He does not strive for inconsistency. This is what makes his personality so unpredictable.

I've never of that before; very observant.

Illumi has always reminded Hisoka of the Queen of Hearts, for reasons he deems unnecessary to broach.

XD

I really enjoyed this and admire you for writing Hisoka well! (Personally, I think Hisoka is the hardest of the HxH characters to write.)

[identity profile] alchemy-hisoka.livejournal.com 2006-04-14 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
*I've never thought of that before.

Gah. x_x

[identity profile] stickmarionette.livejournal.com 2006-04-16 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
It might not quite be a fic, but it is entirely enjoyable. I would certainly love to see more of these from you. The level of insight you have is brilliant.

[identity profile] evil-takai.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Keep Hisoka amused and he will keep you alive
<<< best one and SO true XD XD haha i love this guy..

[identity profile] midori-chan216.livejournal.com 2006-05-09 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Loved your interperntation XD

I believe all are true, but what's with the sex? O_

[identity profile] midori-chan216.livejournal.com 2006-05-14 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Your welcome ^__^

yeah, >_>;;
Alright, sorry I asked a question that disturbed you a bit ._

[identity profile] shinra-lackey.livejournal.com 2006-05-10 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
7. This is how he would describe delayed gratification: ripe fruit is sweeter than green, and lacks the sour aftertaste of incomplete pleasure.

Wow, creepy. I fear for Gon and the rest of the team with Hisoka out there, waiting for them to reach the pinnacle of his interest.

18. It would be amusing if he were to be killed by Kuroro, but he doesn’t think he will be. A true magician, ladies and gentlemen, never runs out of tricks.

Lol, and is it awful that after reading that I was reminded of Pierrot Bonnaz, the clown from Yakitate! Japan? If you haven't read/seen Y!Japan, Pierrot is a clown who can do practically anything (see miles away, hear a pin drop, speak hundreds of languages) all because he is a world class clown.

Image (http://imageshack.us)

Now I have this terrible urge for a crossover. Oh, and thank you for writing this 20 things about Hiksoka project. I loved all the little facts about him, especially the ones that creeped me out.