Hullo! I love this very much. There's just the right amount of self-deprecating sarcasm here. "profound indigestion" ftw!

Oddly, I was thinking of writing a first-person Waya-as-detective fic for blind_go, with Touya coming in with a similar request (I think it was "search for Shindou" instead of "search for Sai"). The idea never got off the ground for me, thank goodness.

Looking forward to future chapters. :)